Liles should be traded for his embarrassing off-ice performance. Actually, lack of performance.
Seriously, when has this guy ever made a trip to Puckbunnistan for the benefit of the fans?
Every female Avalanche fan in Avs-nation will tell you how hot he is. They’ll tell you his nick name in Johnny Hot-Pocket with a twinkle in their eye that morphs into a far-away stare as they fantasize….ok…you can finish that part.
Why didn’t he ever date Lindsey Vonn?
Now in the NHL we have Carrie Underwood, Hillary Duff…and in Denver?…zippo. Nadda. A big zero.
The Avalanche marketing department has clearly been counting on Liles to pick up the slack, can you blame them? With no budget and the creativity to match, they quickly signed on with the illuminati.
As I mentioned before, Liles has done his job on the ice. It’s the marketing memo that he ignored that is going to be his undoing.
What about those Colorado twins that were in Playboy? Natalie and Jennifer Campbell?
On the ice he has battled the belief that he won’t go to the tough parts of the ice. Off the ice it’s obvious. Look, no one wants to date, let alone marry Heidi Montag. I’m pretty sure Spencer just failed to read the fine print of that Hills contract. But at some point you gotta take one for the team, Liles. Heidi Montag, while based in the hills of Hollywood, is a Colorado native and would surely have provided some entertaining, though painful, moments.
They could have done an off-season reality show, though that would never be enough attention for her.
Well, a compelling case for the trade of Liles, if ever there was one!