No Five 4 Fighting today but look for some Olympic coverage over the next couple weeks. Don't cha know the gloves never fail to come off during international competition.
Whoops, what did I just say? Look! A Fight!
Oh Claude, you've come so far since your turtle fighting days. I never did understand that, who fights turtles? Anyway, speaking of Claude, I should warn you to expect some figure skating coverage soon. If you believe that your manhood will be questioned by reading such coverage, I suggest you take a break for a couple weeks till the NHL resumes.
If you think said coverage calls into question MY manhood...all I have to say to you is...